For cooling down after intense activity… whatever that activity may be.
 
Inspired by Joee Vee’s gay bowling league team, The And All That… Jizz, this towel is the perfect mix of absurd, flirty, and actually useful.  Embroidered with a design that catches people off guard in the best way, it’s the kind of item guests will laugh at, photograph, and immediately ask where you got it.
 
Whether you’re shopping for your partner, your funniest friend, a chaotic roommate, or someone who appreciates unhinged home décor, this towel delivers the perfect balance of sexy humor and novelty gift energy.  It might also just be the perfect gift for you.
 
Perfect for: 
cheeky Valentine’s gift
a birthday surprise
white elephant gift
bachelor party accessory,
“just because this made me think of you” purchase
 
Product Measurements
Height: 0.04 in
Width: 9.84 in
Length: 9.84 in
100% Polyester